Watching DVD’s, movies, mini-series and sitcoms that come out of Hollywood always has my subconscious thinking about what life in America must be like. Is it really like it is in the movies?
There are always small parts in movies that everyone can spot is completely far fetched, like the touch-of-a-button, do absolutely everything without you actually doing anything, super-computer. But what about the subtle things that are in almost every movie….
Do kids in high-school, prep-school whatever you want to call it school, all drive on those yellow magic school buses? Also, does every college student have a car? And especially, does the college *insert American accent* “quarter-back” have 3 best friends that always drive in a convertible sports car or jeep together?
Does every postbox have one of those flags that goes up or down if there is mail inside? By the way, how the hell do those things actually work?
What about all the sports betting? Do all middle aged american men bet every single week on their favourite football, ice hockey or basketball team?
What about when its the end of the school day, does every single class in school / college have a clock on the wall above the chalkboard that is perfectly synchronised with the bell?
Enough about school, what about every morning, the folks that walk to work, do they always stop at Starbucks and know exactly what coffee they are about to order? “Can I have 1 Tall Cafe Grande Decaf, low-fat milk, foam, 2 sugars. Make it quick, I’m late for work.”
Does every bell boy at every hotel / block of flats wear a maroon suit with one of those square hats?
Lets not get onto cab drivers. Every single one of them have a photo of their family on the dashboard, and a sandwich on the seat next to them. They also all seem to be South Americans!
Mom’s always make flapjacks or pancakes for breakfast, and theres always enough time for the entire family to sit down at the table and order their breakfast, except either Dad or college teenager is late and has to grab a slice of toast and run. What about those huge bottles of milk? Do you even get 5 litre milk bottles anywhere else in the world?
I could go on forever, but are Americans really like that? Or are all these situations I’ve just mentioned, “only in the movies…”. Could I be that short-sighted?


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